Blog #1 2/7/12: What do I think of Rick Perry as governor and presidential candidate?

So, as far as I'm concerned, The Beatles are superior than The Rolling Stones. You have got Lennon, McCartney, ... wait, what? I'm supposed to be discussing politics? What do I think about Rick Perry? Hmm, Rick Perry. Oh yeah, that guy from Texas that basically made an ass out of himself AND the state of Texas on national TV? Hmm, I really don't get too involved in the discussion of politics. Let's see what I can do here. What's not to like about Slick Rick. Well, during his tenure as Texas governor we've become:

• #1 in % of minimum wage jobs.
• #1 in toxic dumping.
• #1 in high school dropouts.
• #1 in uninsured children.
• #1 in executions.

Yeah, that's pretty terrible but there's got to be another reason why I hate him. Oh yeah, I'M GOING TO HELL! That's what he believes. Not because I raped a bunch of women, murdered a few fellas, and sexually assaulted a group of small children. I didn't do any of that by the way. I may have murdered a chicken when I was a kid. No, I watched my mother do it. It was pretty gruesome but man was it yummy. Anyway, back to my point. I'm going to hell because he believes one thing and I believe another.

Here's a scenario. You live a good, clean life, without a blemish, and have a beautiful family. You vote for Perry and he wins. You meet Perry, congratulate him, then tell him you are an atheist. He will look you in the eye and say you will burn for eternity in a river of hell fire when you die. You don't even have to be an atheist. You could believe in any religion but if it's not Christianity-forget about it (using my best mobster impersonation). How can someone be so stubborn? Rick Perry decided that if ... wait a minute, it's not just him? Oh yeah, THEY ALL BELIEVE THAT. It's what every christian believes. If they are Christian and they disagree, then they are hypocrites. Hey, remember George W. Bush? Yep, he was a Christian. We all remember that roller-coaster ride.

What about abortion? It doesn't take a genius to figure out how Ricky feels about that. Recently, after watching the movie "Gift Of Life", he decided to make a permanent stand against abortion, even in cases of rape and incest. Perry believes himself to be the biggest pro-life governor in the nation. Hey Rick, you send guys everyday to prison for raping a woman and then you believe the victim, if impregnated, should carry this monster's child for nine months, everyday reminding her of probably the most horrific moment of her life? Oh, and what about a 12-year old girl who's raped by her father? Does that baby deserve to be brought into this world under such horrible circumstances, probably resulting in birth defects and mental retardation. You give that 12-year old girl no choice in life but to be imprisoned with motherhood when she's not ready? Sure, there are circumstances where people are idiots, don't protect themselves, and abuse the right of abortion. Those people are wrong but accidents do happen. Then again, what's being killed here. People say, "that's a living, breathing person in there." No it's not. I think there should be limitations on WHEN the abortion takes place but in the first month?

This argument could go on forever but we're here to discuss Mr. Perry. Basically, his work speaks for itself. His mouth, unfortunately, speaks for itself too. His run for president was a joke. He would've probably won the nomination if he would've just shut up. He had every radical christian in America on his side and even THEY were saying, "what the hell?". His campaign was summed up by Perry in one word, "oops". The moral of the story comes down to this: The man has a ranch owned and operated by his family called NIGGER HEAD! Case closed.